so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
breaking the bad news
|—||Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via quarter-century-life-crisis)|
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life
Guys this skit came out in the 1960s
if you say something that bothers me ill remember it for the next 5 million years
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include…
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE
aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY
In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny.
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion.
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.